plot twist: someone’s favourite character in harry potter is harry potter
"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
If you tell someone who’s on their period that it’s not actually that bad, I hope someone kicks you in the stomach, because some people have cramps like me that cause them to vomit twice a day, make them pass out from pain, make them cry, and literally prevent them from being able to function. Summary: Don’t be an asshole and minimize the pain they might be going through because of their period.
This has been a public service announcement.
Feminism isn’t saying “I’m better than you because I’m a female.”
It’s saying “I’m equal to you because I’m human.”
srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus