Be careful who you vent to.
is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure
wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation
look at this picture
when you see it, you cannot unsee it
it’s a woman
PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT
it took me 5 minutes to find her
I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT
I bet Zeus became a lot more open-minded after having Athena.
messing up on the first line of ur favorite song
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me